Paul McCartney -- yes, THAT Paul McCartney, THE Paul McCartney of THOSE Beatles -- chose to call his upcoming album "Kisses On The Bottom." Now, before you go around making assumptions about his various recreational interests and private proclivities, you should know that "Kisses On The Bottom" is a line from the 1935 (AKA olden times!) Fats Waller song, "I'm Gonna Sit Right Down And Write Myself A Letter," which will appear on the album, which features mainly American standards and a small offering of original songs. Macca's (that's what in-the-know types call him, so you know), album is out Feb. 7.
Okay, PHEW! Because for a second there, I was like "'Kisses On The Bottom'?? Really? Because it almost sounds like..." But it doesn't mean that at all! Sigh of relief.